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Read the real news, urges Joe Garden of The Onion

Garden grows laughter from Elon crowd, fertilized by a healthy dose of sarcasm
By Hannah Williams
Oct. 29, 2008

ELON, N.C. – Joe Garden entertained the Elon community with The Onion’s satiric headlines and faux news broadcasts mocking the media’s political coverage over the past few campaign cycles in Whitley Auditorium at the university Wednesday.

“I think we need more people that are reading the real news,” said Gardner in the question-and-answer session that followed.

Garden is a senior writer at the weekly online newspaper that provides an interesting take on current event by making fun of the media.

Those who read the real news are better informed and can better appreciate the comedic value of entertainment like The Onion, The Colbert Report and The Daily Show, said Garden.

“What we end up doing,” said Garden, “is reflecting current events, because that’s what’s in the media. “

Garden said he considered himself a writer, rather than a “satiric informer,” as proposed by one student. He said his role was to mock the media.

“Stephen Colbert plays a character. His responsibility is to be true to his characters,” said Garden.

Of Jon Stewart he said, “I think as an entertainer, his responsibility is to the joke first, and to the current events second.”

“My job is important to the paper,” said Garner, “but my job is not important to the public at large.” 

“People who read The Onion are a minority. People who read past the headlines are an even smaller minority,” he said.

Garden landed his job with The Onion while he was attending University of Wisconsin – Madison and working in a liquor store where he met Onion staffers with whom he shared his writing.

“Just write,” Garden advised students seeking jobs similar to his. “Try to write as many things as possible, and just get out there and meet a bunch of people.”

Working on The Onion is a lot of fun, said Garden. “We’ll talk about pretty much anything as long as we find the right angle.”

 “We draw the line at nudity,” he claimed. Then he projected a photo of a nude man with a censor bar blocking his genitals, which was met with roaring laughter from the audience.

Writing for the paper is a collaborative, diplomatic process said Garden. “Everything we do is voted on,” he said.

Garden said it is becoming increasingly difficult to satirize the media, as the media itself becomes more outrageous.

He cited one of his favorite stories, written at a time when 3-blade razors were the big trend, titled “Fuck everything, we’re doing five blades.” Shortly thereafter Gillette launched a 5-blade razor and made Garden’s piece null. 

Garden said he doesn’t watch a lot of TV and doesn’t read reader emails. “Then we really start not being true to ourselves and chase after something,” he said.

Garden said he doesn’t watch a lot of TV and doesn’t read reader emails. “Then we really start not being true to ourselves and chase after something,” he said.

Still, Garden is vying to replace Conan O’Brien on The Late Show; however, seeing as NBC has hired Jimmy Fallon, Garden said his campaign at votejoegarden.com is basically moot.

Fortunately, Garden has a successful career at The Onion to fall back on.

Newsweek’s Jonathan Alter tackles economy, election and entertainment media, advises Elon journalists


Newsweek’s Jonathan Alter tackles economy, election and entertainment media, advises Elon journalists

By Hannah Williams

Sept. 29, 2008

ELON, N.C. – Jonathan Alter, a Newsweek senior editor since 1991, answered student questions and addressed a crowded auditorium regarding the 2008 presidential election, media campaign coverage and how to succeed in communications professions at Elon University Monday. 

House rejects bailout, jeopardizes economic stability

The U.S. House of Representatives rejected the $700 billion bailout for the financial industry earlier Monday with Republicans voting two-to-one against the plan and Democrats voting two-to-one in favor of it.

“I don’t care if they’re Democrats or Republicans,” said Alter, “to have voted against this plan is the height of irresponsibility.”

Alter conceded the poor sales job of the financial plan as a rescue package for the economy. He said the 3-page proposal soliciting $700 billion issued by Secretary of the Treasury Henry Paulson Jr. seemed more like an edict from on high than a necessary relief measure.

“From the start, it smelled like a dead fish when it was laid in front of the people,” Alter said.

Failed financial bailout shifts power balance

The rejection of the plan also indicated the waning influence of the current president.

“The President of the United States is not just a lame duck; he’s a dead duck, politically,” Alter said. “He has no political clout anymore.”

The financial crisis also redirected the presidential campaigns of Sens. John McCain and Barack Obama.

“The bad news is our financial system is in danger of melting down,” Alter said. “The good news is (‘Other than that, what did you think of the play, Mrs. Lincoln?’) … that we’re focusing on something serious and central to our country, which is the stability of our economic future. “

Alter said the rejection of the bailout shifts campaign coverage from antics to pressing issues.

“The period of what we look back on and remember as the lipstick-on-a-pig phase of the 2008 campaign, when the process could be hijacked by trivia, stupid attack ads, gaffs and other sort of distractions, may now be ended,” Alter said. “We can focus on the real issues.”

Youth voters may decide president in historic, chaotic election

“In politics the only constant is change,” Alter said. This election has been marked by the engagement of youth and the introduction of technology.

Both candidates will have to garner the youth vote and use technology to their advantage to secure the presidency.

“Literally, the votes of the students on this campus could change the outcome of this election,” Alter said.

This is the first YouTube presidential election said Alter, who said he is in favor of democratizing the democratic process via technology. Since its launch in 2005, YouTube has freed democratic engagement from real-time constraints. 

“Now we have a tower of Babel, but it’s in the great democratic tradition of argument,” Alter said. “As long as is relatively civil, not personally insulting, the political noise is a positive.”

Election outcome still unpredictable, big stakes in vice presidential debate

“In a lot of ways, politically, these are the good years, when we’re having a very vivid, and if the last debate is any indication, substantive debate,” Alter said.

Neither intelligence nor experience alone dictates a successful presidency, said Alter.

“Certitude plus ignorance equals disaster,” Alter said.

The selection of a running mate tells a lot about a candidate’s character, said Alter.

McCain established himself as a candidate of change with what Alter described as his “hail Sarah pass” – selecting Gov. Sarah Palin as his running mate.

“The Republican Party felt they had been rescued by this moose-hunter and mother-of-five from Alaska,” Alter said.

Obama’s selection of Sen. Joe Biden adds more experience to the Democratic ticket.

“There is really only one issue in this election,” Alter said. “That issue is which candidate can restore America’s leadership position in the world. Every other issue is related to this.”

Alter said he’s asking the following questions to deem which candidate earns his vote: “‘Who’s the right person for the particular challenge at the time?’ and ‘who has the temperament, judgment and wisdom to confront a vast array of different issues?’”

Alter said neither candidate has the presidency in the bag.

“At this point I would put $5 on Barack Obama, but I wouldn’t put $10 on him,” Alter said.

Campaign coverage guidelines follow media’s golden rules

Alter said that pop culture references in news media are successful to attract the attention that news deserves.

“Give ‘em a little bit of candy to get them to the meat and potatoes,” Alter said.

Alter’s wife works for The Colbert Report. He said shows like this educate people and require people to stay informed; otherwise they won’t get the jokes.

In order to be a successful communications professional, Alter suggested to students, “Keep in mind the things you learn in kindergarten. If you’re in journalism, you don’t make it up. If you’re in PR, you don’t lie.”

He offered the following advice to student journalists: Be diligent. Be knowledgeable. Be just. 

Sam Bianchetti, a sophomore broadcast major at Elon University, shared her reaction to Alter’s question-and-answer session.